Haha. Last week I covered up a hole someone punched in the men's restroom with a Budwiser poster for St. Patrick's Day weekend. Yesterday I do a walk-thru for work and I find that some one head butted the same area if not once but twice this week. A regular said it had to be 2 different times because the dry wall wasn't like that the night before. Mind you it is right above a urinal.Of course I have to clean it up and find a handyman to patch it up!
Jameson After Dark
Talking Sports & Bartending Recipes From Around The World
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Soooo, Remember that Time I Said Peyton Manning HAD to Win the MVP? Yeah, He Didn’t…
It takes a strong man to admit when he is wrong. I’ve never
considered myself a strong man.
PEYTON MANNING IS THE MVP!! I don’t care what
anybody says. The record books have it as AP. Next year’s opening day in
Minnesota will feature a congratulatory announcement for the running back.
YOU
ALL think it was AP… but I know the truth.
I said it the other day, and I’ll say it again. Throw the
stats out the window; this award should have been about the guy who came into a
new team and turned it on its head. He changed the entire offense and basically
took over as offensive coordinator. It’s a crime; plain and simple, AP gettingthe MVP over Manning is absolutely ludicrous. On that note, I have the number 1
pick in fantasy football next year… AP, WELCOME TO THE SQUAD!!!
Lights Out, Game On!
“Boy, that first half of the Super Bowl was fun and
entertaining!” said no one ever. God, even the commercials were abysmal. A
couple gems scattered in, but for the most part, awful and unfunny. I’m just
glad to see the guy who used to write the jokes for America’s Funniest Home
Videos found work writing every commercial for every company yesterday…
But, back to the game. Here I am (with the rest of America)
ready to pound beers and eat myself into a food coma a few minutes into the 3rd
quarter, when all of a sudden, a miracle happened. A stadium of darkness! A
game of boredom! A Twitter of overload!
It was the perfect storm… Who would have guessed that turning out the lights would have woken that San
Francisco offense up?
Thank God it did though. What an incredible second half of
football! I really thought the Niners were gonna pull it out too. Not that I
have a serious attachment to either team, but you had to be rooting for them at
the end, right? Damn that was frustrating, but let’s give credit when credit is
due. Hats off to the John Harbaugh and the rest of Baltimore for hanging on.
I’ll even bite my tongue and congratulate Ray Lewis. Gotta give it to my buddy,
@StoolPizzaBoy for the tweet of the night though:
A Cinderella story for Ray Lewis. Btw, Cinderella killed people and took steroids
— Strasser (@StoolPizzaBoy) February 4, 2013
Sunday, January 27, 2013
NFL MVP Prediction!
We’re a week away from the NFL MVP announcement, but it doesn’t take a formal presentation to know that it’s between Adrian Peterson and Peyton Manning. The stats are nothing short of incredible: AP finished the season a couple yards shy of the all time rushing record on a team with virtually no quarterback. He’s the downhill runner every GM dreams about- the type that can pick up 4 yards for a first down when everyone in the stadium knows the run is coming.
Peyton on the other hand, had an equally impressive season up in Denver with over 4,600 yards, 37 TDs, and only 11 interceptions- the latter being a stat line that has plagued the gunslinger in the past. And what’s the most impressive part about these superstars and their achievements? Both came 1 year after potentially career-ending injuries that left the football world wondering if 2 of the game’s best would ever play again. With that being said, if you don’t think Peyton Manning deserves the MVP, you’re an absolute lunatic and should probably have yourself committed. Like now.
BarstoolSports.com writer, Jake Strasser and I are in complete agreement. We both feel that in any other year, AP is a clear favorite, but 2012 was different. Let’s cut the raw stats out of the equation. Numbers are nice, but it goes deeper than that. Sure, Peterson had a year for the history books, and singlehandedly brought his team to the playoffs in a season where the only other offensive threat, Mr. Migraine himself, Percy Harvin spent 7 games on the bench. That’s all nice and impressive, but Peyton did the same exact thing, only in his case, it was with a brand new team.
One more thing: Peyton Manning is 36… Thirty. Six. Did you say 26? No…36, as in a couple years away from a Just for Men, Touch of Grey endorsement deal. AP is a ripe 27 year-old in the prime of his career. Granted, AP’s ACL injury was just as severe as Peyton’s neck issue, but it’s much easier for a young, spry athlete like AP to get back into playing shape than a guy who has been alive for the majority of 5 decades. If for no other reason, give the MVP to Peyton as a lifetime achievement award like the thing Jody Foster just won at the Golden Globes. Let’s just hope Peyton’s speech is about 40 minutes shorter.
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Result of Marrying Liquor Bottles
Ever look up and catch your bartender marrying liquors?
Now I'm Not too sure of what's in my drink anymore. Is it really Belvedere?
Questionable bartenders... If they don't at least try to sneak it, they must have been trained by some schmuck who's like "just combine 'em if there is room."
If they do succeed in hiding the actual marrying process, good luck, you better educate your taste buds on your favorites, especially if you are paying the price for drinking top shelf.
I'm sure it's happening out there with the purpose of keeping the bar stocked and organized, however its just wrong. I'm also sure it's happening to a point that perhaps your trip to Cancun and the amazing record you broke of 15 Patron shots were indeed good ol' Sauza and you were over charged because you are young and dumb and don't have a clue about your cocktail of choice. Whether for profit and/or organization, don't combine bottles of alcohol unless you are mixing a fresh batch, perhaps "bottom of the barrel" (free house shots) for your lucky guests.
Now I'm Not too sure of what's in my drink anymore. Is it really Belvedere?
Questionable bartenders... If they don't at least try to sneak it, they must have been trained by some schmuck who's like "just combine 'em if there is room."
If they do succeed in hiding the actual marrying process, good luck, you better educate your taste buds on your favorites, especially if you are paying the price for drinking top shelf.
I'm sure it's happening out there with the purpose of keeping the bar stocked and organized, however its just wrong. I'm also sure it's happening to a point that perhaps your trip to Cancun and the amazing record you broke of 15 Patron shots were indeed good ol' Sauza and you were over charged because you are young and dumb and don't have a clue about your cocktail of choice. Whether for profit and/or organization, don't combine bottles of alcohol unless you are mixing a fresh batch, perhaps "bottom of the barrel" (free house shots) for your lucky guests.
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
I Am So Sick of the Instagram Generation! GoPro!
It hit me at the CES convention (amazing time, by the way!!) when I laid eyes on a gorgeous new GoPro. Now, I’m not going to sit here and tell you the ins and outs of photography because A. I don’t know them all and B. I’m well aware that I am not an authority figure in that field. However, it makes my blood BOIL when people take pictures with whatever stock equipment their smart phone comes with, tinker with it on Instagram for 12 seconds, and then post it as ART! Taking a picture of a mountain and adding the black and white filter is not art; stop saying it is!
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