Memorial day in Austin!

BBQ! Beer! Beer pong! Alabama slammers! College life for you when your friends 
take you out! I've got this new job bar backing and it really kicked my ass! I 
did make good money though! I've been taking bartending classes, and they are 
making us remember and learn all of these old drinks. Who's going to order a 
Manhattan these days anyways? I'm not learning too many relative recipes or 
tricks for modern day bartending at this school.  Besides the fact that our 
instructor is old as dirt and doesn't even know what beer pong is or what 
shotgunning a beer means.  I think I'm ready for my certificate already! Time to 
make the big bucks!