I Think I Won Christmas!

Well, you can stop searching, folks. I officially am the greatest Christmas gifter of all time. See, we have this rule at my bar that we’re only allowed to spend $10 on each other’s gifts. What am I supposed to get for $10? I guess I could have gone with something boring and generic like a 6 pack of beer, but there’s zero meaning behind that. I could have gone over-the-top and packaged 40 gumballs for each coworker, but let’s be honest; pink is the only good flavor,so the other 32 or so pieces would have been a waste.

So what’s the answer? Oh I don’t know, how about some real life “Like/Disklike” buttons? Now, I’ve come up with some pretty good ideas in my life. To this day, I still believe that I was the one who made up “BRB” on AIM back in the day. But I can tell you with 100% certainty that buying these “Like/Dislike” buttons was the best decision of my life. All my coworkers and I have been going around stamping “Like” or “Dislike” on literally everything. Phones, clothes, SKIN… you name it.

The search is over, people. JJ Mason is your 2012 Christmas gifting champion!